Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 19, 2012

You may have already won…

Almost as good as Hatlo’s Inferno used to be.

Don’t forget the free samples of anthrax and strychnine.

Hey, Big D!Give him a shot of the Perfume Samples.Just as they are, but turn up his allergies to ‘Full’.

Forced to read People magazine for all eternity.

I’m surprised he’s not already covered in the subscription cards since he’s already gone through at least 2 pages. ;-)