A lawyer friend is colour blind, his wife has all of his clothes tagged in the most brilliant manner. By looking at the tags he can discern what goes with what, or rather what he is allowed to wear with what. In the absence of our spouses, another friend and I entered his home and shuffled all the tags and moved various jackets from suits, and placed them with others. We still have the pictures his office staff took. We still have the pictures they took at the diner.
Thanks Wiley, you just reminded me of a “special” time.
fredbuhl said: “Sentenced to shop at Goodwill for 2-5 years.”
Um…he probably got that get-up (I hesitate to use the word “suit” for something that horribly out-of-fashion) at Goodwill. (Most of the suits that I see at Goodwill are the kind of stuff you’d only buy at Holloween to cut up and use as a Zombie costume, or bury someone in…as a prank!)
Then again; I buy a lot of my summer-wear from them because they’re cheap and, since it’s not a huge investment, I don’t mind the clothing getting dirty and sweaty.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
the other ones are hiding behind the speech balloon?
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
If only we could fine people for being idiots and berks!
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Sentenced to shop at Goodwill for 2-5 years.
kreole over 14 years ago
“Define” or be “defined”.
thetraveller4 over 14 years ago
To Joe Allen, “Only 5 jurors?”
How many peers can a badly dressed idiot have??
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
If there was crime for that type of fashion, he would be serving a life sentence!
grinstoya over 14 years ago
Our youth would be rounded up and imprisoned with no one left to pay for our social security.
Oberon12 over 14 years ago
How many peers can a badly dressed idiot have??
Plenty. Just walk through a Walmart and look around.
jsprat over 14 years ago
A lawyer friend is colour blind, his wife has all of his clothes tagged in the most brilliant manner. By looking at the tags he can discern what goes with what, or rather what he is allowed to wear with what. In the absence of our spouses, another friend and I entered his home and shuffled all the tags and moved various jackets from suits, and placed them with others. We still have the pictures his office staff took. We still have the pictures they took at the diner.
Thanks Wiley, you just reminded me of a “special” time.
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think this could work as, let’s see, a reality show!! Perhaps we could call it “Style by Jury”!
I always wondered how they came up with some of the programming concepts!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Perhaps the numbers from where the jury is being selected is growing thin, with everyone in threader’s prison.
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
bleeep expounders of fashion faux pas!
FresnoDude over 14 years ago
From wikipedia: In civil cases many trials require only six jurors. Maybe one of the jurors is very short.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
I thought we already had the court of public opinion? Isn’t it called the internet?
palos over 14 years ago
Is the prosecutor his wife?!
grainpaw over 14 years ago
They live among us. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
vldazzle over 14 years ago
Yes, Oberon and Grainpaw - I’ve checked out that site;->
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
This was clearly not a civil action.
bmonk over 14 years ago
Ummm–note that the jury box extends out of the left side of the frame. How many jurors are sitting over there?
Besides, I didn’t know juries gave second opinions. I though that was only doctors.
And the occasional Supreme Court justice, of course.
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
I love Haiwaian (?) shirts!
cmugnier over 14 years ago
Isn’t the defendant standing next to the procecutor? What’s with the switch?
WyattMute over 14 years ago
Since when do Judge’s have computers on the stand? I’ve never seen that before….
What if he’s playing solitaire or looking the defendant up on google? I really embarrassing livejournal post might sway his opinion…
reynard61 over 14 years ago
fredbuhl said: “Sentenced to shop at Goodwill for 2-5 years.”
Um…he probably got that get-up (I hesitate to use the word “suit” for something that horribly out-of-fashion) at Goodwill. (Most of the suits that I see at Goodwill are the kind of stuff you’d only buy at Holloween to cut up and use as a Zombie costume, or bury someone in…as a prank!)
Then again; I buy a lot of my summer-wear from them because they’re cheap and, since it’s not a huge investment, I don’t mind the clothing getting dirty and sweaty.
Varnes over 14 years ago
What’s the matter with his outfit? Something wrong with plaid suit coats?
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Yeah, plenty wrong with plaid suit coats. Let’s bring back Nehru Jackets that were “COOL”.
cats32 over 14 years ago
i in real life am a genius