In the Army my old Sergeant would have these invite only poker games.He would invite other “players” every Friday night.These games would go on to Sunday morning.No one trusted each other for dealing the cards. I mean these guys were sharks. Shuffle the cards, hand them out and tell you what he gave you. He set it up that way.He was watching me one day playing Spades. I shuffled so bad I spent most of the time doing 52 pick up. He had me come in as the dealer. I was so inept I could not be accused of cheating. I watched as thousands of dollars went back and forth. Everything was acceptable. Car keys, wedding rings, (You get the idea. Acceptable only on approval and not hers) gold rings, you name it.I was also the only one armed. I had a 45 under the table in case someone got angry.They were “gentlemen” but gamblers none the less.I was always tipped at the end. Made some good bucks. Even got a great car. He did not want it gave it to me. A mint 1967 Chevy custom.Even went to Vegas with him and his wife one weekend.We were walking the strip when two gorgeous femmes walked up and said “Hey drop off that old Wh….. and go with us.” Man his wife got mad.He went off somewhere to gamble. I caught some shows. I can play cards and roll dice great.Put the money down. I might as well give you my wallet, keys, watch and clothing.Can’t win if money is down.
Hey…..Its one of those EZ to read cards.You know for people with presyiobjliia, prresbyyotioa, you know bad eyes.Whooweee. Some one chunk water on me I am on fire.No seriously I am on fire!!!!!Strong frappacino double shot, sugar, and WAY too much time on my hands.
rshive over 11 years ago
Why even bother to mark the cards?
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
Haha……
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Got any 8’s?Nah Go fish.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
In the Army my old Sergeant would have these invite only poker games.He would invite other “players” every Friday night.These games would go on to Sunday morning.No one trusted each other for dealing the cards. I mean these guys were sharks. Shuffle the cards, hand them out and tell you what he gave you. He set it up that way.He was watching me one day playing Spades. I shuffled so bad I spent most of the time doing 52 pick up. He had me come in as the dealer. I was so inept I could not be accused of cheating. I watched as thousands of dollars went back and forth. Everything was acceptable. Car keys, wedding rings, (You get the idea. Acceptable only on approval and not hers) gold rings, you name it.I was also the only one armed. I had a 45 under the table in case someone got angry.They were “gentlemen” but gamblers none the less.I was always tipped at the end. Made some good bucks. Even got a great car. He did not want it gave it to me. A mint 1967 Chevy custom.Even went to Vegas with him and his wife one weekend.We were walking the strip when two gorgeous femmes walked up and said “Hey drop off that old Wh….. and go with us.” Man his wife got mad.He went off somewhere to gamble. I caught some shows. I can play cards and roll dice great.Put the money down. I might as well give you my wallet, keys, watch and clothing.Can’t win if money is down.
Linguist over 11 years ago
Makes shuffling a little difficult.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
To whmlllYou got that right.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hey…..Its one of those EZ to read cards.You know for people with presyiobjliia, prresbyyotioa, you know bad eyes.Whooweee. Some one chunk water on me I am on fire.No seriously I am on fire!!!!!Strong frappacino double shot, sugar, and WAY too much time on my hands.