I didn’t know that cannibals could eat that fast.. Heck he would eat the dentist before anything could be done for him.
So an elf and a cannibal walk into a bar and say “What the He!! are we doing together!”
The elf sort of brought this on himself; if he weren’t so caught up in the warm fuzzies of Christmas, he might have thought twice about describing himself to a cannibal as tasting like “sweet round candy”! Of course, the cannibal has paid a price….
This cannibal barely has a face, let alone a mouth. He does, however, have a nose that would do many an aircraft proud.
Oops - you’re right! That explains a LOT! (blush)
CAUTION!!! Eating elves promotes tooth decay,,,The ADA?????
…and it’s a fine remedy to that stupid Office Max “Elf” popup…
So which is better - the fluffy outside or the gooey inside?
If he eats outside of his own species, is he still a cannibal?
I love the ornaments on the cannibal–nice touch!
bmonk: You’re right. When he eats outside of his species, he’s not a cannibal, he’s a predator.
heh heh heh - - at least the “ornaments” weren’t blue - that would be another kind of joke all together!!!!
Hard to feel sorry for the elf. It’s obvious he knew the score right from the beginning.
“Dentist pull tooth. Me need bait for tooth fairy.”
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I didn’t know that cannibals could eat that fast.. Heck he would eat the dentist before anything could be done for him.
WoodEye over 14 years ago
So an elf and a cannibal walk into a bar and say “What the He!! are we doing together!”
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
The elf sort of brought this on himself; if he weren’t so caught up in the warm fuzzies of Christmas, he might have thought twice about describing himself to a cannibal as tasting like “sweet round candy”! Of course, the cannibal has paid a price….
Rakkav over 14 years ago
This cannibal barely has a face, let alone a mouth. He does, however, have a nose that would do many an aircraft proud.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Oops - you’re right! That explains a LOT! (blush)
dvoyack over 14 years ago
CAUTION!!! Eating elves promotes tooth decay,,,The ADA?????
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
…and it’s a fine remedy to that stupid Office Max “Elf” popup…
jestrfyl over 14 years ago
So which is better - the fluffy outside or the gooey inside?
bmonk over 14 years ago
If he eats outside of his own species, is he still a cannibal?
JodieKay over 14 years ago
I love the ornaments on the cannibal–nice touch!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
bmonk: You’re right. When he eats outside of his species, he’s not a cannibal, he’s a predator.
DivasRus over 14 years ago
heh heh heh - - at least the “ornaments” weren’t blue - that would be another kind of joke all together!!!!
Durak Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hard to feel sorry for the elf. It’s obvious he knew the score right from the beginning.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Dentist pull tooth. Me need bait for tooth fairy.”