Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 13, 2012

The truth will set you free….He met the Women’s club……

Father, it’s not too late. You can put her under citizens arrest for murder.

Or that other deadly trap question: “Does this dress make me look fat?”

You could use her butt as a table. LOL

Way to go Harry!!!

She gives new meaning to “femme fatale.”

Merciful suicide by truth.

1992. That’s 20 years!

Is that a tattoo on her arm? That headstone is pretty big! She must have loved him…

It’s that way in the UK, too. Usually black underwear beneath white leggings. It’s a warning not to get too close, I’m sure. This applies to women of all ages, fron fourteen to sixty.

I couldn’t understand what that rolling pin was doing in her hand.

Then it hit me.

Ya gotta admit – that was one nasty crack.

If you marry a woman who’s honest about her appearance, the butt question never comes up.

Mr. Miller, you’re one of the best.

And she’s usually wearing stretch pants.>>And if she were to fart she would blow her shoes off.

Truth kills.

isn’t that true for a lot of women? but, sir mixalot loves those big butts, and he cannot lie.

Go to www.peopleofwalmart.com – scary and compelling at the same time. Eek.

For the airline version of scary customers, go to www.freakjet.com – you can even search by state and airport.

Well that’s one way to get out of a marriage.

“no dear, that spandex leotard doesn’t make you look fat. your fat makes you look fat.”

I bet Harry is happier now.

If you see a bustle on your wife’s butt,Don’t say a darn thing, you’ll get your clock cleaned.(apologies to Led Zep)

The commentary, more than the strip, reminds me of a Geico commercial.

An early, and continuing example, that the 40% of domestic violence victims should be made fun of.http://www.squidoo.com/OtherFaceOfDomesticViolence

Looks like her butt really is beyond big and moving into the huge range

Harrold`s wife is very cool and has a great sense of humor. At least she`s at his gravesite and obviously loves him while he was alive and even now that he`s gone to the other side.

Or worse, mini shorts.