FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 08, 2012

You’d need the Windex again, Andi, when Paige pops those beasts (oh, that disgusting pus).

Put some Windex on the pimple; a la “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”

Teenage truism:The size of the zit on your nose is in direct proportion to the importance of the occasion.

sugar and honey are old fashioned wound treatment. Honey dates from the middle ages. My vet uses sugar in large wounds that have to heal from the bottom up. It prevents infection.

That pimple has a huge face attached.

The pimple is Andi’s fault. It’s all that nasty tofu she’s fed Paige.

Here we go again.

It’s OK, Paige; you were already ugly.