Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 20, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Hey, look, Pez dispensers! You should get Carmen one of those for Christmas! Chazz: Carmen is worth more than a Pez dispenser. Poncho: Why don't you get her a keychain? Chazz: No, Poncho, I have to get her something better. Poncho: We, what then? I mean surely you're not going to get her something as lavish and extravagant as this deluxe turbo vacuum cleaner? Chazz: Why wouldn't I? Poncho: She's not worth that! Surely you wouldn't get her that! Chazz: On, yes. She is worth it! Just watch me get her this vacuum cleaner! Christmas morn... Chazz: I'm a dead man.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Dang Poncho psyched him out again.
carmy over 14 years ago
Good going, Poncho!
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Appliance gifts are sure losers! Go with the useless jewelry!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Yes you are a dead man, Chazz! Nice smirk, Poncho!
Mungolikecookies over 14 years ago
The wonders of psychological warfare.
harm1994 over 14 years ago
Little Poncho didn’t forget the dinner party.
eric stott over 14 years ago
It could help if it’s a really really expensive vaccum
Artrina over 14 years ago
Sorry, but, I WANT a new vacuum. My hubby will be a dead man if I DON’T find one under the tree Christmas morning!
alondra over 14 years ago
We just discussed this on “For Better or For Worse” last week. Yes Chazz you are a dead man, you shouldn’t have taken Poncho’s advice unless like Jahosacat, she asked for one.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I avoid all “Woman’s Work” devices and go for small and sparkling.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Wait a second, a band saw isn’t for “Woman’s Work” and she can’t throw it at me.
Send donations in lieu of flowers.
nuqjatlh over 14 years ago
A vacuum cleaner for Christmas sucks.
ChazNCenTex over 14 years ago
I thought dogs were afraid of vacuum cleaners.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Now you’ll have to give her a key chain…with a special key attached.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
chasm, two views on that:
A) Poncho is willing to risk a vaccuum cleaner if it leads to a Carmen-free (and cat-free) home; sometimes you have to lose now to win later.
B) Poncho knows that this vaccuum cleaner is never going to be used…
Cheeseburger23 over 14 years ago
He should have bought Carmen some non-orange clothes.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
My mother asked for and received a vacuum for Christmas.
margueritem over 14 years ago
The Christmas that my Mom recieved a vacuum was not a happy one…….
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lewreader, guess what’ll be the first thing she cuts off with her new bandsaw!
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bad dog! Bad!
alondra over 14 years ago
Yeah it figures. Carmen’s wearing orange pajamas! She never wears any other colour.
supai over 14 years ago
C’mon. A dog asking for a vacuum for christmas? I don’t think so.
MEGADELUXE over 14 years ago
Excellent ‘ChessMove’ Jedi-Poncho! Keepin’ a ‘one-up’ on catlady Carmen, huh!