Close to Home by John McPherson for May 15, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Great cook and very vivacious, but bossy and controlling. Her family is a bunch of psychos! Woman: Very polite, but picks his nose when nervous. Wears polyester suits to fancy occasions.... In the future, people who date will be required to wear comment cards from previous romantic partners.
And that’s why there is beer, to overcome this sort of thing…