Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, 10 months ago

    Missed it by that much.
    Sorry about that, Chief.

  2. CMB2304

    CMB2304 said, 10 months ago

    I THINK ZEUS NEEDS GLASSES

  3. cdward

    cdward said, 10 months ago

    Take it back.

  4. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 10 months ago

    Too much nectar of the gods.

  5. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 10 months ago

    Seems to me there is a golf joke along these lines…but I forget how it goes. Would someone be able to refresh my memory?

  6. SheMc

    SheMc said, 10 months ago

    Anyone can make a mistake but God????

  7. Mike H

    Mike H said, 10 months ago

    Don’t tase me bro!

  8. prfesser

    prfesser said, 10 months ago

    Boy! Hate when THAT happens!

  9. Scyphi

    Scyphi said, 10 months ago

    Butterfingers!

  10. debuggingdevice

    debuggingdevice said, 10 months ago

    @Jeff0811

    One pleasant afternoon, a Priest and a Nun were out golfing. The father deferred to the Nun on the first hole, and she hit a nice ball towards the green. The Father tees up, then smacks the ball into the woods.

    “Damn it! #$*^&%$#%^@$# #&^&!$, I MISSED!” he cries.

    “Father!” says the Nun, “You should watch your language. The Lord will not like it.”

    The second hole comes up. The father tees off, and the ball once again goes sailing into the woods.

    “Damn it! #$*^&^%$#%^@$#, I MISSED!” he cries.

    “Father!” says the Nun, “Watch what you say! It is Blasphemy!”

    On the third hole, the father again tees up his ball. Once again, the ball sails wide, this time landing in the water hazard.

    “Damn it! #$*^&^%$#%^@$#, I MISSED!” he cries.

    As the Nun starts to speak, a great bolt of lightning sails down from the sky and strikes the Nun, reducing her to ash.

    From the sky comes a booming voice: “Damn it! #$*^&^%$#%^@$#, I MISSED!”

  11. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 10 months ago

    @debuggingdevice

    Thank you, thank you, I had heard this a long time ago, good to hear it again.

  12. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, 10 months ago

    @debuggingdevice

    A very good parallel.

  13. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 10 months ago

    Which is why it’s a good thing Zeus is mythical.

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