Close to Home by John McPherson

Close to Home

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  1. tedsini

    tedsini said, over 1 year ago

    I knew it!

  2. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, over 1 year ago

    OOPS!

  3. cdward

    cdward said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry, it’ll come out of the estate.

  4. Teflonknight

    Teflonknight said, over 1 year ago

    So you can’t die until you pay your parking tickets? That’s the ticket to immortality.

  5. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    So that’s how reincarnation works!

  6. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, over 1 year ago

    @Teflonknight

    No, you can die, but you just can’t go to heaven. Ever heard of limbo?

  7. David B

    David B said, over 1 year ago

    I remember the virgin in “Reapers” that was sitting on a park bench and lusted after a pretty lady who happened to be married. He was struck dead at that moment and ended up in Hell for coveting another man’s wife. Now that is harsh?

  8. tedsini

    tedsini said, over 1 year ago

    I remember a Bill Cosby routine where he was talking about how the Catholic church used to prohibit eating meat on Fridays. Then they changed the rule, “but I bet there’s still a lot of people in hell doing time on a meat rap.”

  9. rnmontgomery

    rnmontgomery said, over 1 year ago

    I’m thankful my entrance is not based on works that I’ve done or not done. If that were true, it’d be totally impossible for any of us to get in

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