Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Ought to have automatic breath mint dispensers as well. Been on some flights where my neighbor’s oral hygiene was, shall we say, less than socially satifactoral. Of course, these were the seatmates who loved to converse on nothing, and me without my headphones.

  2. cdward

    cdward said, 12 months ago

    Love to see her get that past security.

  3. D W

    D W GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @emjaycee

    Just speak a different language or act like you do, if you don’t want to talk? Verstehen Sie?

  4. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    She much more preferred her lap.

  5. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, 12 months ago

    How the #$%^$##$$%%##$%%###@$% did she get past the TSA checkpoint with those?

  6. langchris70

    langchris70 said, 12 months ago

    browsing Nope, can’t get that on Amazon.

  7. algurka

    algurka GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @D W

    Ja, but what if your neighbor happens to sprechen sie Deutche?

  8. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Clever! You have a problem – come up with a solution.

  9. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    pillow on her lap

  10. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Perkycat

    7%

  11. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, 12 months ago

    TSA would think those could used to hi-jack a plane, she’ll never get past with them.

  12. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, 12 months ago

    Just keep the vomit bag in your hand and occasionally take loud, panicked breaths. Moaning and grabbing your belly also helps.

  13. tazz555

    tazz555 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Hm maybe should make something simular. In kct, Im glying to Rome…a 8+ hour flight

  14. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I find the phrase, “This seat is taken by Jesus,” will stop a lot of people from sitting next to you.

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @J. Short

    yoww!!

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