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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    So frame your questions in the form of an answer to avoid jeopardy.

  2. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Good thing only guys are involved with this strip. I’ve been wanting a simple yes or no answer from my wife for years. Usually, it goes like this, Joe “Is supper ready?”, Wife “Well what do you think I get up in the morning and have to take a shower then I get ready for work and the kids start to make their breakfast and the counter were dirty….” Every answer usually starts with 2 or 3 hours of previous history.

  3. Poollady

    Poollady GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Did you commit the crime? Yes NO Case closed. NEXT!

  4. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, about 1 year ago

    Yes or No! Have you stopped stealing cars?

  5. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @joe piglet

    If you would just make the supper, you wouldn’t have to listen to that!

  6. richardj

    richardj said, about 1 year ago

    @joe piglet

    Psychologists tell us is a basic difference between men and women.

  7. prfesser

    prfesser said, about 1 year ago

    @richardj

    The most basic difference between men and women: Ask a guy what his day was like, and you get – “Okay, same-ol’-same-ol’. Boss gave me a hard time, traffic sux. I need a beer.”
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    Women give you: “Well. I got up, had to feed the baby, and you know, it’s so cute the way the baby spits food into your face if she doesn’t like it, so … and then I went to the office, and Janice said ’do you know what the company is going to do?” And I said “O … my gawd. This is so unreal,” And she said, “by the way, did you know that Marge in accounting is having an affair with Fred in advertising!” And I’m like so “Wait a minute. Fred and I … oh, never mind” … and then I went to the hair dresser … And Joan across the street invited me over for wine … Did you know that Joan is a lesbian? So, anyway, I haven’t had a chance to start the TV dinners, do you want to have pizza delivered or go out? I know this fabulous restaurant that just opened up – I mean, it’s like 50 miles away, but it’s a quick drive, and they don’t even have prices on the menu … do you think that means the food is free?"
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    And wives wonder why their husbands never talk to them. We don’t want to get them started because there’s no stopping them.

  8. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Perkycat

    I do, tonight it is pork chops on the bbq, potatoes and broccoli.

  9. 4my10851cs

    4my10851cs said, about 1 year ago

    @richardj

    I could tell you there is a difference and I don’t even have a degree.

  10. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Here is a better link to help guys.

    http://www.cbc.ca/player/AudioMobile/The%2BIrrelevant%2BShow/ID/2220362217/

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