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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (11) (Please sign in to comment)
Josh Lyons said, 2 months ago
Viper: “You dim bulbs! We can get them at the nearest dollar store!!”
J. Short
said, 2 months ago
Viper: So named because he could do that cobra yoga pose better than anyone.
TheVernalPool
said, 2 months ago
I think that shovel will be their toothbrush very soon.
Notsoastute said, 2 months ago
They are prisoners of their own intelligence.
halibaitor said, 2 months ago
@Notsoastute
Or lack thereof… hahah
nighthawks
said, 2 months ago
after all, these are your cavity prone years
battle of plattsburgh said, 2 months ago
At least they remembered to “go” before they left.
nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago
wish you would. when you kissed me it really tasted like “spit”!
nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago
@nighthawks
definitely wanna be able to pass those surprise cavity searches! y’ark schnoggle!
David Henderson said, 2 months ago
Let them go back and fill the hole in behind them.
briatollah said, 2 months ago
The toothbrushes that were sharpened into shanks.