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   Coinguy said, 3 months ago

   Oh, by the way, your cell phone has the new GPS feature
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   George Tirebiter said, 3 months ago

   @Coinguy

   I lost a job that way…
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   jimmyh43105 said, 3 months ago

   Did I hear someone yell “fore!”??
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   Paul Rozeboom said, 3 months ago

   That’s only beliveable if you’re with Verizon.
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   Brisbanekid said, 3 months ago

   “Hi hon, right now I’m driving and on course for the hardware store, working to take a big slice out of our projects, on par to spruce up our greens. So I’ll just putt along and hook up with you later.”

   (Phew, I’m all punned out!)
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   redbaronss said, 3 months ago

   He’s right. She is breaking up.
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   Ned Snipes said, 3 months ago

   @Brisbanekid

   Since you started it,

   When chemists die, they barium.

   Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

   I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at any time.

   How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

   I stayed up all night to see where the moon goes and it finally dawned on me.

   This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

   I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

   I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

   They report said I had type-A blood, but it was a typ-o.

   PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.

   We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

   I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

   Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

   When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

   Broken pencils are pointless.

   I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

   What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus.

   England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

   I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

   I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

   All the toilets in New York ’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

   I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

   Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

   Velcro – what a rip off!

   A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

   Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

   Told you!
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   stomps said, 3 months ago

   @Ned Snipes

   I wanted to be a gynecologist but I couldn’t find an opening.
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   Thriller87 said, 3 months ago

   Thanks for the laughs
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    Perkycat said, 3 months ago

    @Ned Snipes

    Is that all you’ve got????
    Loved all of those – very funny.
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    Mike H said, 3 months ago

    devious grin on the other fellow.
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