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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (19) (Please sign in to comment)
briatollah said, 6 months ago
The trimmers with rotating blades do this for real.
jimmyh43105
said, 6 months ago
Just looking at that makes my sinuses hurt.
Rodney said, 6 months ago
Just a little further with that thing and you’ll have the Lobotomy you’ve always dreamed of…
Pharmakeus Ubik said, 6 months ago
He just needs to reverse the polarity of that probe and it will clear his Jefferies tube.
Jenna Rose said, 6 months ago
LOL
PICTO said, 6 months ago
He was supposed to read the instructions on the side panel and remove all boogers before using.
Ice Hole
said, 6 months ago
I take it that it has not worked out..
mrcomicsfan said, 6 months ago
@
Haaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
magicwalnut said, 6 months ago
What I really love is the expression on the woman’s face….
Digital Frog
said, 6 months ago
THis was all predicted back in the 1500’s by Nostrildamus
Perkycat said, 6 months ago
Oh that is just painful!
Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving.
Kat Meow said, 6 months ago
His absentminded remark to the ER staff was “I just had a frontal lobotomy”
Norbert Ginsel said, 6 months ago
I think that sign above this poor soul should read:
“RETURNS”
prfesser said, 6 months ago
@Digital Frog
Nostrildamus… love it.
the picture is gross.
washingtoneagle said, 6 months ago
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Wishing you all the best today and throughout the year.