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KA7DRE said, 8 months ago
Looks like he’s asking for a hefty citation if you ask me !
Cloudchaser Sakonige said, 8 months ago
Ever go fishing and catch all the fish?
Judson Fredrickson said, 8 months ago
Yeah, you use a net.
joe piglet said, 8 months ago
Our police just implemented an online minor crime reporting system, they want to see at least 200 reports a month. Some how I read the same thing happening in Germany in the 30s and 40s.
Digital Frog
said, 8 months ago
“Actually, I pulled you over for operating a handheld electronic device while driving…”
richardj said, 8 months ago
His morning started out bad, but now it’s a fine day.
LingeeWhiz said, 8 months ago
Why would you spend your valuable time trying to do my job? Now you are going to spend your valuable time in the klinker!
lcdrlar said, 8 months ago
@Judson Fredrickson
Even then, some get away.
algurka said, 8 months ago
@joe piglet
“Online crime reporting?” You mean, it was the Nazis, and not Al Gore that invented the Internet?
John Pike said, 7 months ago
@algurka
What joe means was the Nazis encouraged people to turn in their friends and neighbors for the least little thing.
Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 7 months ago
@joe piglet
Yeah, because people could never phone stuff in before.
2catsintheyard said, 7 months ago
Digital Frog said, “Actually, I pulled you over for operating a handheld electronic device while driving…”
Good one!
Popeyes4arm said, 7 months ago
yeah, but you were easier pickin’s
sandflea said, 7 months ago
@joe piglet
Guess ya better stop speedin’ and runnin’ red lights.
I Play One On TV said, 7 months ago
My dad was once in a large group of speeders on Interstate 64. A police officer pulled out, lights going. My dad asked him: “With everyone speeding, how is it that you picked me?” The officer replied, “You were the one who pulled over.”