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Alphaanddelta said, 8 months ago
Hey, that looks like the new Hyundai Phallus.
jimmyh43105
said, 8 months ago
But remember, individual results may vary.
Notsoastute said, 8 months ago
In the spring he switches to Viagra. It helps the wood. He would use Cialis, but doesn’t have a large enough bathtub.
cdward said, 8 months ago
And at a mere $50,000 per tree, it’s quite the bargain.
ncalifgirl58 said, 8 months ago
lol Good comments!
Popeyes4arm said, 8 months ago
like to use that on my neighbors tree
Skylark
said, 8 months ago
That is just silly…as it should be here!