Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Neater than a shotgun.

  2. Jenna Rose

    Jenna Rose GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    A new invention…..the guilloteen.

  3. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, almost 2 years ago

    A good way to “head off” a potential bad situation.

  4. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “And we added a little red paint on the blade for effect.”

  5. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Lends more credence to the phrase…
    My parents are gonna kill m…you if I’m late

  6. DocOmics

    DocOmics said, almost 2 years ago

    Blood stains around the bucket would be even more effective.

  7. Poollady

    Poollady GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Do you think ther’ll be a second date?

  8. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Poollady

    My thoughts exactly! lol

  9. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, almost 2 years ago

    @Poollady

    Heck…if I were that kid, there wouldn’t be a first date…exit, stage left.

  10. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, almost 2 years ago

    eerrr, exit stage right…oh just bolt out the back door.

  11. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    if you change the blade , it’s capable of slicing AND dicing.
    just look at this batch of julieanne french fries.
    and tomatoes…..see how paper thin you can slice them.
    and that’s not all! fingers are EASily sliced off, toes—-gone in a second! just look how fast it can transform this mass of intestines into tripe, ready for the freezer.
    this handy dandy guilliotine can do it all, and it’s only 19.95.
    if you order within the next ten minutes, we’ll send you a SECOND guiliotine FREE! . you just pay separate shipping and handling

  12. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, almost 2 years ago

    @LingeeWhiz

    Make like Usain and Bolt!

  13. algurka

    algurka GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Notsoastute

    No, they keep the blade extra sharp so it can cut off any size head.

  14. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, almost 2 years ago

    @LingeeWhiz

    I wonder how many first dates she’s had. After all, the daughter looks terrified too. Or is that just disappointment showing? Whatever the expression, she is NOT happy.

  15. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @LingeeWhiz

    eerrr, exit stage right…oh just bolt out the back door
    UH! There ain’t no back do’.
    Reckon where do they want one.

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