Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. win

    win said, 10 months ago

    especially after graduating with a degree in batrachiology

  2. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 said, 10 months ago

    Look at it this way, you can make all the crazy faces you want to the customers and even your boss and they won’t have a clue!

  3. iangoodson

    iangoodson said, 10 months ago

    Chips! They’re called Chips! And you have them with fish.

    The flavourless crispy things are called – wait for it – Crisps!

  4. Riff Gibson

    Riff Gibson said, 10 months ago

    Ribbit!

  5. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, 10 months ago

    I hope she doesn’t “croak” in that outfit.

  6. Reynie

    Reynie said, 10 months ago

    @iangoodson

    What….are you British?

  7. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 10 months ago

    Called French fries because they originated in Belgium. In the 1920s, the French called them frites Americainne. [Got that gem from my college French teacher, who was there then.]

  8. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 10 months ago

    @win

    You made me look, but there was nothing there. Batrachiology ? Help me, please.

  9. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 10 months ago

    Try Fabulous Frog French Fries, they’re fine as frog hair.
    Needit ! Needit ! Wait that’s a horny toad.

  10. spyderred

    spyderred said, 10 months ago

    Probably has a masters in sociology so she can counsel herself.

  11. joyceww

    joyceww said, 10 months ago

    spyderred sociology is not the same as psychology.

  12. win

    win said, 10 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    oops, misspelled; try “batrachology”…http://www.ask.com/wiki/User:Struhs/Userboxes/Batrachology

  13. Popeyes4arm

    Popeyes4arm said, 10 months ago

    do you want flies with that?

  14. flake-67121

    flake-67121 said, 10 months ago

    is it a job, thay pays you money in return for your effort? Then do it well, be cheerful about it, and when you leave for a better job, make sure they’ll miss you when you’re gone. Apparently we have forgotten to teach our children va-… oh wait, values is a dirty word now, huh.

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