Close to Home by John McPherson for January 03, 1995
Transcript:
Woman: I think this meadow mist will really complement your natural scent! Woman 2: Lois? There's one heading your way. Head her off at men's wear and give her a shot of Desert Dusk. Woman 3: I'm allergic, you idiots! Just minutes into their shopping spree, Jean and Lisa are ambushed by a gang of hostile cosmetic clerks.