Close to Home by John McPherson for September 25, 1993
Transcript:
"Talk about ironic! You walk 5 1/2 miles in 90-degree heat to borrow some coat hangers from a farmhouse, hike all the way back, the struggle for 2 1/2 hours in an unsuccessful attempt to open the door, and here I've had an extra set of keys in my purse the whole time! What a riot!"