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  1. DrCanuck

    DrCanuck said, 5 months ago

    As a Canadian living in the USA, I couldn’t understand the attraction to guns. Then one day, my neighbour shot a pair of deer, drained their blood into plastic milk jugs, bought a plastic deer decoy, put the buckets of blood in it, and then blazed away with his semi-automatic until blood and deer bits flew all over his yard.


    And then I understood.

  2. Dredpiraterobt$

    Dredpiraterobt$ said, 5 months ago

    Irony that in this case it was the mother who was the gun lover!
    .
    Pro Murderer er.
    .

  3. ODon

    ODon said, 5 months ago

    The right to bear arms.
    The right to bare children.
    The right to the pursuit of happiness.
    As a nation we have a lot to resolve.

  4. AgentSmith101

    AgentSmith101 said, 5 months ago

    As a fellow hunter I’d like to say that he’s a very extreme and sick outlier, but I don’t know where in the US you currently live.

  5. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, 5 months ago

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

    -

    Life. Never thought about it this way. Would of course be co-adopted by the anti-abortion crowd, but could be used in the context of military-style mass-murderer weapons first…

  6. PepeLePew2010

    PepeLePew2010 said, 5 months ago

    @DrCanuck

    Yep.

    The more things change the more they stay the same…….

  7. ahab

    ahab said, 5 months ago

    I wasn’t even supposed to work that night. I had finished a long day of meeting, and found out at 6:30 pm that a colleague had influenza. Could I fill in for him? ‘Just power through until 8 am," I thought. “Nothing too bad happens on Thursday nights.” T he Emergency Department(ED) was full, with another 10 patients in the waiting room. We were on “divert”, meaning ambulances would bypass University of Colorado Hospital and head elsewhere. Then about 12:30 am a call came in over the dispatch radio. There’d been a shooting at an Aurora theater. Nine minutes later, we received a frantic police call. Multiple shooting victims, Not enough ambulances. Officers would haul patients to hospitals, including ours. So much for divert. The first police car showed up at 1:06 am. It looked like a crime scene, with blood splattered throughout. As we pulled the first two victims out of the car, another arrived. In total, nine police cars and an ambulance rolled in within 45 minutes. … I am proud that every single patient who arrived with a pulse that night,22 of the 23, is still alive today. People talk about the “Aurora massacre,” but to me, considering how many seriously injured people were saved, it was the “Aurora miracle.” Comilla Sasson,M.D,M.S. University of Colorado attending physician in the Department of Emergency Medicine at the U.of Colorado.

  8. ahab

    ahab said, 5 months ago

    @DrCanuck

    Yeah, those blood-thirsty deer will bite your head off if you get close to ‘em. They’re “wicked,” cagey ba$tard$,they are! (Read with a Scottish accent) I wish to extend extreme apologies to English Teacher.

  9. ahab

    ahab said, 5 months ago

    @DrCanuck

    ^ Which is why assault rifles are needed to swiss cheese the cagey blokes! Eh?

  10. ahab

    ahab said, 5 months ago

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    More guns = unbalanced people have better access to them as well.

  11. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    Most guys look at guys as a phallic substitute. True or false? Answer is obvious, isn’t it?

  12. braindead08

    braindead08 said, 5 months ago

    @Rickapolis

    Rick, you might want to proof read a little more.

  13. Tigger

    Tigger said, 5 months ago

    Alcoholic Beverages kill people every day, ergo, using the :Liberal Logic, if we ban the manufacture and sell of all Alcoholic Beverages, we will reduce the number of Drunk Drivers killing innocent motorist.

  14. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, 5 months ago

    It doesn’t get any more true than this. Wow!

  15. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, 5 months ago

    @Rickapolis

    Maybe not “most” guys…but there are some.

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