Clay Bennett by Clay Bennett

Clay Bennett

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Charlie Cheney?, or Rove?

  2. feverjr

    feverjr said, over 1 year ago

    This is when Kelly asked Karl, “Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better or is this real?”

  3. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, over 1 year ago

    I DEMAND Clay Bennett withdraw this FOUL Parody upon the fictional character, Linus Van Pelt! The gentlest spirit, though deadly with a blanket, casting him as any kind of likeness to Karl Rove, a man who is driven by the memory of having his butt kicked by a girl in college, wounds the spirits of Charles Schultz fans everywhere. It’s an OUTRAGE!
    Seriously, Linus? Boehnor made a good Lucy with the football, but Linus?
    Ok, I’m better now.

  4. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, over 1 year ago

    It has been verified that the Fox pundits were correct, that Mitt received an overwhelming majority of the votes, but the votes were accidentally labelled ammunition, shipped to Afghanistan, and got back one day after the dimlib deadline to be counted, so they gave the election to Obama.

  5. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Michael wme

    “He says, with tongue firmly planted in cheek…”
    Actually sounds like something that they might try to come up with on “FAUX and Fiends!”
    Or on Rusty Lamebrain’s daily ego-fest!
    It was reported that on Monday Rush predicted a 300+ E.C. vote, and a “Landslide” victory for Romoney, then on the morning AFTER the election he claimed that he knew all along that Mittens would lose!
    Any verification? Just curious…

  6. Jeddidyah

    Jeddidyah said, over 1 year ago

    Linus the Rove.

  7. Griff

    Griff GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago



    CARAPORAM said, over 1 year ago

    At least they got the Big Zuchini….

  9. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, over 1 year ago

    Again, there are all types of government assistance. One famous American received a $77,000 tax credit last year for upkeep and dance lessons for his horse. Lots of Americans don’t make that kind of money, let alone have the government let them keep it.

    Perhaps a better approach would be to have a basic intelligence/ general knowledge test. If you can’t find Canada on a map, you can’t vote.

    If you think Romney killed Osama bin Ladin (as one poll found 5% of its responders believe), you can’t vote.

    More valuable than a drug test?

  10. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, over 1 year ago

    So NOW can we find out why our Ambassador and 3 other fine Americans were slaughtered with no help whatsoever from our government? I have a feeling we will because people are bailing REAL quickly…..Hillary Clinton,David Petraeus.

  11. ARodney

    ARodney said, over 1 year ago

    @I Play One On TV

    Actually, it was well over %30 of Republicans in Ohio who said that Romney had more to do with killing bin Laden than Obama did. It’s truly the cuckoo party. And it hasn’t changed — I was just listening to the conservative pundits say that Romney’s momentum was stopped by Hurricane Sandy… please. Look at the facts. Believe the facts. They’re right there. Romney’s momentum stopped on October 12. It never existed past that day.

  12. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    So you don’t believe in the right to happiness?

  13. arnoldzgreat

    arnoldzgreat said, over 1 year ago

    @Michael wme

    Were you being satirical as the link you provided is? If not please check your source, it’s part of the Onionverse. You maybe have a case of hear what you want to hear.

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    Why is anyone surprised? We know that the republicans don’t believe in science. Why would they believe in mathematics?

  15. Krazy Ig Katz

    Krazy Ig Katz said, over 1 year ago

    @Michael wme

    Duffleblog is a satirical site specifically designed to amuse members of our military. Its articles are not meant to be taken seriously./.

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