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   dtroutma said, 7 months ago

   Charlie Cheney?, or Rove?
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   feverjr said, 7 months ago

   This is when Kelly asked Karl, “Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better or is this real?”
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   Respectful Troll said, 7 months ago

   I DEMAND Clay Bennett withdraw this FOUL Parody upon the fictional character, Linus Van Pelt! The gentlest spirit, though deadly with a blanket, casting him as any kind of likeness to Karl Rove, a man who is driven by the memory of having his butt kicked by a girl in college, wounds the spirits of Charles Schultz fans everywhere. It’s an OUTRAGE!
   Seriously, Linus? Boehnor made a good Lucy with the football, but Linus?
   /sigh
   Ok, I’m better now.
   C.
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   Michael wme said, 7 months ago

   It has been verified that the Fox pundits were correct, that Mitt received an overwhelming majority of the votes, but the votes were accidentally labelled ammunition, shipped to Afghanistan, and got back one day after the dimlib deadline to be counted, so they gave the election to Obama.
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   masterskrain said, 7 months ago

   @Michael wme

   “He says, with tongue firmly planted in cheek…”
   Actually sounds like something that they might try to come up with on “FAUX and Fiends!”
   Or on Rusty Lamebrain’s daily ego-fest!
   It was reported that on Monday Rush predicted a 300+ E.C. vote, and a “Landslide” victory for Romoney, then on the morning AFTER the election he claimed that he knew all along that Mittens would lose!
   Any verification? Just curious…
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   Jeddidyah said, 7 months ago

   Linus the Rove.
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   Griff said, 7 months ago

   ROVE!!
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   CARAPORAM said, 7 months ago

   At least they got the Big Zuchini….
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   I Play One On TV said, 7 months ago

   Again, there are all types of government assistance. One famous American received a $77,000 tax credit last year for upkeep and dance lessons for his horse. Lots of Americans don’t make that kind of money, let alone have the government let them keep it.

   Perhaps a better approach would be to have a basic intelligence/ general knowledge test. If you can’t find Canada on a map, you can’t vote.

   If you think Romney killed Osama bin Ladin (as one poll found 5% of its responders believe), you can’t vote.

   More valuable than a drug test?
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    ConserveGov said, 7 months ago

    So NOW can we find out why our Ambassador and 3 other fine Americans were slaughtered with no help whatsoever from our government? I have a feeling we will because people are bailing REAL quickly…..Hillary Clinton,David Petraeus.
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    ARodney said, 7 months ago

    @I Play One On TV

    Actually, it was well over %30 of Republicans in Ohio who said that Romney had more to do with killing bin Laden than Obama did. It’s truly the cuckoo party. And it hasn’t changed — I was just listening to the conservative pundits say that Romney’s momentum was stopped by Hurricane Sandy… please. Look at the facts. Believe the facts. They’re right there. Romney’s momentum stopped on October 12. It never existed past that day.
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    Radish said, 7 months ago

    @

    So you don’t believe in the right to happiness?
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    Eryx said, 7 months ago

    @feverjr

    THAT was a riot!!!
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    Eryx said, 7 months ago

    @

    Would you pass?
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    arnoldzgreat said, 7 months ago

    @Michael wme

    Were you being satirical as the link you provided is? If not please check your source, it’s part of the Onionverse. You maybe have a case of hear what you want to hear.
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