Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    His bark is worse than his bite.

  2. ƹʅɗʘ "Oh, Mein Papa Oom Mow Mow"  -rado

    ƹʅɗʘ "Oh, Mein Papa Oom Mow Mow" -rado said, over 2 years ago

    See thru, Forest; see-thru.

  3. Last Rose of Summer

    Last Rose of Summer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Bigger tree Bruno, bigger tree

  4. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    But then, knowing what’s coming isn’t going to help Cuddles much.
    Good morning, cleo, sugar, Fellow Baby & the rest of the CD gang!

  5. pumaman

    pumaman said, over 2 years ago

    Gonna need a Sequoia.

  6. Happy, Happy, Happy!!! http://www.gofundme.com/z6x6x4vs

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! http://www.gofundme.com/z6x6x4vs GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Can’t see me…

  7. Rugeirn Drienborough

    Rugeirn Drienborough said, over 2 years ago

    Apparently Bruno’s self-image of his body differs somewhat from the reality. It’s a common problem.

  8. Wet & Soggy

    Wet & Soggy GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

  9. Wet & Soggy

    Wet & Soggy GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

  10. Wet & Soggy

    Wet & Soggy GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

  11. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Rugeirn Drienborough

    I have that problem too.
    Happy,happy,happy!!! & Linda Dean – priceless pictures!

  12. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    @Wet & Soggy

    Wonderful stuff!

  13. Number Six
  14. Wet & Soggy

    Wet & Soggy GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I was in the den getting a book out (since I had made my rounds at Go Comics) and another fell to the floor. It was Dorothy Parker’s, “What fresh hell is this?” and it opened on to this poem, and I felt I should come post it. Maybe it wont annoy most and some will appreciate it…

    To My Dog
    By Dorothy Parker

    I often wonder why on earth
    You rate yourself so highly;
    A shameless parasite from birth
    You’ve lived the life of Reilly
    No claims to fame distinguish you:
    Your talents are not many;
    You’re constantly unfaithful to
    Your better self—if any.
    Yet you believe, with faith profound,
    The world revolves around you;
    May I point out, it staggered ’round
    For centuries without you?

    In beauty, you’re convinced you lead,
    While others only follow.
    You think you look like Wallace Reid,
    Or, at least, Apollo.
    The fatal charms with which you’re blest,
    You fancy, spell perfection;
    The notion, may I not suggest,
    Is open to correction?
    An alien streak your tail betrays;
    Your ears aren’t what they would be;
    Your mother was—forgive the phrase—
    No better than she should be.

    One can but feel your gaiety
    Is somewhat over-hearty;
    You take it on yourself to be
    The life of every party.
    In bearing, while little doubt sincere,
    You’re frankly too informal.
    And mentally, I sometimes fear,
    You’re slightly under normal.
    The least attention turns your brain,
    Repressions slip their tether;
    Pray your friends the nervous strain
    And pull yourself together!

    You take no thought for others’ good
    In all your daily dealings,
    I ask you, as mother would,
    Where are your finer feelings?
    I think I’ve seldom run across
    A life so far from lawful;
    Your manners are a total loss,
    Your morals, something awful.
    Perhaps you’ll ask, as many do,
    What I endure your thrall for?
    ‘Twas ever thus—it’s such as you
    That women always fall for.

  15. Happy, Happy, Happy!!! http://www.gofundme.com/z6x6x4vs

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! http://www.gofundme.com/z6x6x4vs GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Wet & Soggy

    Don’t need to apologize to me.
    I copied it and pasted it on my fb timeline.

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