Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 18, 2015
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Voice: Sorry, our ballroom is already booked for February, 2005. Mom: You'll need to unbook it! I'm a mother-of-the-bride! Voice: The book-ee is also a mother-of-the-bride...and after her is a waiting list of 23 other mothers-of-the-bride. Mom: I've waited longer than any mother-of-the-bride! I deserve cuts! Voice: All the mothers-of-the-bride think that they deserve cuts. Mom: That's ridiculous! Voice: Knoweth thy competition... Mom: And telleth her I have dibs!!
Sorry, the whole “I deserve” and “dibs” thing doesn’t work anymore because everyone thinks they’re special. And when everyone thinks they’re special, no one is. Getteth thee in line with everyone else, lady!.Hello Cathy clan! TGIF! Can someone please tell the world to slow down because it’s going too fast for me? ;-).Sis & QuietStorm – I can’t speak for you guys, but I’m considering creating a “Clumsy & Uncoordinated” club and enrolling myself and my girls and charter members. While I’ve never broken anything, I’m always falling and getting bruises everywhere and my girls get broken and sprained limbs. I hope you and your son get better soon! Sprains are terrible!