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Cathy

By Cathy Guisewite
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Jul 5, 2014
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Blonde man: Hot dog or tofu dog? 
Cathy: Tofu dog. I'll get the taste of summer with all the health benefits of plant-based protein.
Blonde man: Regular tofu dog or lite tofu dog?
Cathy: I'm already committing to a tofu dog! Isn't that healthy enough??
Blonde man: The lite tofu dog has 50% less fat.
Cathy: I don't want a healthier alternative to my healthy alternative! Just a regular tofu dog on a multi-grain bun!
Blonde man: The regular multi-grain bun or the low-calorie multi-grain bun?
Cathy: Regular, tofu dog! Regular multi-grain bun! And fat-free potato salad!
Blonde man: The regular fat-free potato salad, or the fat-free, egg-free, potato-free potato salad??
Cathy: STOP IT! STOP GIVING ME HEALTHIER CHOICES!!
Blonde woman: Whew! Someone has a chip on her shoulder!
Blonde man: Did you want the regular low-fat chip or the low-fat, low-sodium chip?
Jul 7, 2014
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