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May 18, 2013
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Charlene: What was wrong with Robert?  Cathy: Shoes. Horrid shoes.  Andrea: Bleah. Good riddance. Charlene: What I was younger, I would have said, so what?  Fall in love and gradually get him to change his footwear.  Cathy: Me too...But no more.  I'm through wasting my life trying to reform men.  Andrea: If a man still wears icky shoes at our age, he deserves to be alone!  Charlene: Men know how much women love shoes.  Do they think we don't notice theirs??  Cathy: Do they think a woman who owns nine pairs of almost-identical-yet-subtly-unique black shoes won't care that her potential mate for life has geek feet? Hah!  Charlene: Hah!  Andrea: Hah!  Charlene: What was wrong with Brian? Cathy: Shoes were acceptable. Socks were bad.  Andrea: How I love the giddy romance of spring.
May 20, 2013
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