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May 16, 2013
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Cathy: I'm kind of busy, mom...
Mom from phone: Of course you are, sweetie. You're jamming your life full of stress so you won't feel lonely.
Cathy: What?
Mom from phone: It's classic! You imbue meaningless tasks with life-consuming importance so you won't have time to notice what you don't have...you're subconsciously replacing a husband and children with a state of self-induced chaos!
Cathy: You, on the other hand, have a little too much time on your hands, mother.
Mom from phone: Well, that's what makes us such a great combination, isn't it?
May 18, 2013
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