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Feb 25, 2012
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Saleswoman: Don't miss our end-of-February FINAL REDUCTION in the fur salon!!
Cathy: Weren't we already reduced enough this year? 
Saleswoman: "We"? 
Cathy: As a species. Every time someone tossed on a fur collar "just for fun", it reduced us as a caring species. Every designer who promised to use only fake fur, and then launched a line of real fur coats, reduced us a little more...All the models and movie stars who took the anti-fur pledge, and then wore fur all year, reduced us more...Every article that referred to animal rights workers as "radicals" and mink sandals as "must-haves", reduced us more...what's left to reduce??
Saleswoman: Plenty! We're taking 20% off all previous reductions to make room for next year's furs! 
Cathy: Fur, now 70% off. Humans, 100% off.
Feb 27, 2012
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