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Cathy

By Cathy Guisewite
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Jun 7, 2011
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"Enhances bust."
Cathy: Yeah, right...
"Flattens tummy."
Cathy: Ho, hum...
"Lengthens torso, minimizes thighs, does pedicures, whitens teeth, performs laser eye surgery and receives wireless e-mail."
Cathy: Maybe. 
2000: Year of the impossible-to-impress consumer.
Cathy: When will it be 50% off?
Jun 9, 2011
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