Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 04, 2003
Transcript:
Cathy: Do you have anything that isn't "new"? Saleswoman: Nothing like innovation to make us appreciate the classics. The new "boy-cut" suit. Bottom: A fluorescent tourniquet for the tops of the thighs. The new "tankini": Squashes down and up so all excess calories stick out in the space in the middle. And for those who really want a thrill, the new "Metallic thong":