Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 30, 2000
Transcript:
Irving: What will she say about me? Cathy: To whom will I say it? Andrea: Did you tell Andrea we're having dinner tonight, Cathy? Cathy: Andrea?? Are you kidding?? I only talk to Andrea about work, not men...I talk to Charlene about men, but only new men. She's sick of discussing you. Patty will still talk about you, except then I have to hear her week about Fred...Joan is who I call for the good old-fashioned, "all men are pigs" perspective...Brenda won't discuss love lives, but loves to talk about our dogs...Kim has no interest in dogs, but loves to talk about clothes...I talk to Karen when I've blown a diet...Carol when I'm sticking to a diet...Terry when I'm re-creating myself as a vegetarian...I talk to Ellen about books...Jan about children...Sue about travel...Lynda if I want the astrological interpretation of any of it andmom, of course, for everything in-between! Irving: As usual, sorry I asked... Cathy: Men have a network. Wormen have a satellite dish with 200 channels.