Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 07, 1999

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Cathy: <3 Heart: <3 Caption: The pre-valentine's day quiz: Are you attracted to this box of chocolate? Cathy: Yes. Caption: Do you remember what happened the last time you were attracted to a box of chocolate? Cathy: Yes. Caption: Do you recall swearing that the next time you were attracted to a box of chocolate, you'd be completely different? Cathy: Yes. Caption: Do you remember standing on the bathroom scale screaming that the chocolate was long gone...but that you'd be trying to recover from the relationship for the next six months? Cathy: Yes. Caption: Do you remember that getting involved with chocolate means a lifetime of sacrifice and compromise? Cathy: Yes. Caption: Do you remember the tears...the therapy sessions...the commiserations with girlfriends...the journal entries...the self-help groups? Cathy: Yes. Caption: Are you still attracted to this box of chocolate? Cathy: Yes. Chocolate: Training for our life with men.