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Cathy

By Cathy Guisewite
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Jul 11, 1998
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Charlene:  I feel so self-conscious.  Woman:  Me too.  Cathy: Me too.  Charlene: What about?  Woman:  You know.  Cathy:  Hoo, boy..yes!  We all know! Charleen:  Look at the men.  So oblivious.  Woman:  Completely unaffected.  Cathy:  They don't even know it's the summer of the toe.  Charlene:  Ten billion pairs of fabulous summer shoes, and not one that covers our toes!  Woman:  There's nothing!  A chunky sneaker or a full-toe display! Nothing in between!  Cathy:  Shoes were the happiest part of my wardrobe, and now they're toe-exposing nightmares!!! Charlene:  The "pantyhose-with-open-toed-sandal" nightmare!!  Woman:  The "trying-to-self-tan-a bony-foot" nightmare!!  Cathy:  The "taking-something-we-hoped-no-one-would-ever-see-and-painting-it-red" nightmare!!  All the women:  It's all for you!!  We suffer for you!!! Man:  What?  What??  Charlene:  Look at them. Still oblivious.  Woman:  But now slightly affected.  Cathy:  He didn't even mention my strappy platforms.
Jul 13, 1998
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