Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 29, 1998

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Electra: She walked to refrigerator. Opened door. Stared. Closed door. Walked back. Repeated 30 times. Walked to bathroom. Stood on scale. Screamed. Walked back. Repeated 45 times. Sat on couch. Pushed button. Repeated 200 times. Threw ball three times. Got bored. Quit. We will never comprehend the bizarre attention span of the human species.