Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 15, 1996
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Buy this camera and get this gorgeous double picture frame! Cathy: Perfect if there were two of us. Saleswoman: Buy this cologne and get this lovely weekend tote filled with travel-sized cosmetics! Cathy: Perfect if I had a boy-friend who took me on romantic weekend trips. Saleswoman: Buy this cookware set and get these fabulous "his and "hers" aprons! Cathy: Perfect if there were a "him" to go in the "his." Saleswoman: Buy this CD player and get this wonderful CD of fireside love songs! Cathy: Perfect if I had a fire place and someone to sit next to it with me. Saleswoman: Buy this leather agenda and get this darling purse-sized date book! Cathy: Perfect if I could fathom ever having a date again. Forget "gift with purchase." What I need is "man with purchase."