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Cathy

By Cathy Guisewite
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Oct 24, 1996
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Saleswoman: Patterned tights will make that outfit look brand-new!
Cathy: How much newer could it look? I just tried it on two seconds ago!
Saleswoman: Ah, but you're wearing it with last year's leg.
Cathy: This isn't last year's leg! This is the leg I was born with!
Saleswoman: Precisely. The leg is ancient. You can't wear an ancient, flesh-toned leg with a brand-new outfit!
Cathy: To truly understand women's fashion, one must witness the moment of the sale...
Oct 26, 1996
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