Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 14, 1996

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Cathy: As a nation, we're fatter than we were before diet soda was invented. How depressing is that?? We're fatter than we were before there was low-fat yogurt, low-fat salad dressing, low-fat granola, low-fat mayonnaise and low-fat muffins! We've obsessed over each miserable low-fat, non-fat, artificially sweetened lite bite of food and look at us!! Look where we are now!!! Charlene: In line for a double-bacon-cheese-burger deluxe. Cathy: Also a milkshake. We were thinner when we used to drink milkshakes.