Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 17, 1995
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Accountant: Your investment plan for 1995? Cathy: Enter Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. Accountant: Your future financial goal? Cathy: Win Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. Accoutant: Your long-term money management strategy? Cathy: Move to new location so friends and relatives won't mooch off sweepstakes winnings. Accountant: Have you no grasp of reality whatsoever? Aren't you interested in one piece of real advice?? Cathy: Of course I want real advice. Should I be taking my millions in one lump sum, or should I be marking the box for yearly installments?