Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 31, 1994
Transcript:
Saleswoman: First, try on the macarame thong to dull your senses. Then try on the string bikini to knock any remaining brain cells unconscious. You will then have a five-minute window of horror-induced shock in which you can try on THIS suit which, by comparison, won't look that bad!! The 1994 swimwear salesperson: Part personal shopper, part anesthesiologist.