Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 12, 1993
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Host in restaurant: Please seat this couple. Cathy/Bradley: We're not a couple. Cathy: We're just friends. Bradley: We're not really even friends. Cathy: We're acquaintances. Bradley: We're two people thrown together by a mutual need for food and human--yet completely plantonic--contact! Cathy/Bradley: We are not and never will be romantically involved!! We are both completely available! Cathy: One check, separate tables. Bradley: Here's my business card. Don't be shy.