Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 04, 1993
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Charlene: Why don't you send Irving a funny card like I sent Simon? Cathy: Nothing that works on one man ever works on any other one. There's no consistency. No pattern to them whatsover! Every single clue I've gotten has not only been completely useless, but has backfired when applied to another man! Men aren't from a different plant. They're from 980,000,000 individual different planets.