Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 31, 1985

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Cathy: Do these sparkles make my legs look skinny or do they just make the fat twinkle? Does this dress make me look sultry or cheap? Will the plastic jewelry drive Irving wild with passion or will it make him say, "she's wearing plastic jewelry"? The sparkles...The dress...The plastic. If you can't wear your grand illusions for the holidays, when can you wear them?