Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 12, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "I think if Santa is going to judge my behavior over the last year, I ought to be entitled to legal representation Calvin: "I mean, let's face it, a lot of Christmas loot is at stake here, and the constitution says no person shall be deprived of property without due process of law" Calvin: "So you can be my lawyer, ok? It's easy!" Hobbes: "ME??" Calvin: "Sure! Here's a legal pad! You're all set!" Hobbes: "Ok, but I don't take pro bono cases"
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