Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    I guess you just had to be there!

  2. Ghretighoti

    Ghretighoti said, over 1 year ago

    Here’s what Calvin was thinking of. Not a man and not a dog but a kangaroo goes into a bar. He orders a martini and is charged $12 for it. Bartender says, “We’ve never had a kangaroo come in here before.” Kangaroo says, “Yes, and with these prices, you’re never likely to again.”

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @legaleagle48

    My thought exactly!

  4. Earnestly Frank

    Earnestly Frank said, over 1 year ago

    Oh that one, Calvin! I haven’t laughed so hard in years!

  5. barticle35

    barticle35 said, over 1 year ago

    Grasshopper goes into a bar. Bartender says, “We have a drink named after you.” Grasshopper responds, “Why would you name a drink Bob?”

  6. Veridian

    Veridian said, over 1 year ago

    Man walks into a bar with a giant frog on his Head, Bartender looks up and says "Hey? Buddy! What the H—L is THAT!?! Frog Replies " I Dunno, it started out as a Wart on my @ZZ!

  7. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t you just hate it when you’re telling someone a joke and a third party cuts in just as you reach the punch line?

  8. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Two Irishmen walk out of a bar…….

    No, Really!

    It Could Happen!

  9. ratlum

    ratlum said, over 1 year ago

    I like those kind of jokes,my friend next door must have a hundred when he can remember any.

  10. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 1 year ago

    Typical kid telling a joke- and if you don’t laugh, their face falls and you’re an ogre with no sense of humor.

    Pull my finger!

  11. Eyjafjallajokull

    Eyjafjallajokull said, over 1 year ago

    Bob Hope couldn’t do better.

  12. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    It’s like a punchline right in the gut.

  13. A.C. Saltzer

    A.C. Saltzer said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder where he heard it from. He probably wasn’t paying attention. Lol

  14. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Guy walks into a bar. The two following him saw this and ducked just in time.

  15. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 1 year ago

    @NUMBER SIX: It’s happened to me; I agree with you completely.
    Also, I had a friend who, when telling a joke, would begin by giving away the punchline.

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