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   LX013 said, 7 months ago

   What is it with captain on a sinking ship?
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

   Reverse psychology. But it can backfire.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

   “Dad! Mom said I should learn to play chicken on the railroad tracks. Where are the nearest tracks?”

   “Oh, honey, what’s Calvin babbling about now…?”
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   artybee said, 7 months ago

   Call for Buddy Threadgood!
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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   Yes she is.
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   capndunzzl said, 7 months ago

   …but is Calvin gonna try it!
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   ratlum said, 7 months ago

   Mom sure took the fun out of that dream.
   But when you get in you late teens you can do all these fun things with out Moms OK.
   O boy!!
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   orinoco womble said, 7 months ago

   Calvin may grow up to use those famous last words: “Hold my beer—watch this!”
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   Dha Dha said, 7 months ago

   can i play with you ? ^_..
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    Pacopuddy said, 7 months ago

    Mum forgets how literal Calvin is . . .

    Or does she????
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    Thirdguy said, 7 months ago

    Good suggestion Mom!!!
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    Bob said, 7 months ago

    When I was six or seven a RR cop caught me on the tracks and took me home. Mom was not happy.
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    Arye Uygur said, 7 months ago

    Hey Calvin, why don’t you help your mom with the laundry instead of bothering her with stupid questions.
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    vwdualnomand said, 7 months ago

    parachuting out of airplanes is fun and sometimes a job…ask the 82nd airborne and the 101st airborne.
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    einarbt7 said, 7 months ago

    I had not thought of that. Scary if true.
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