Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, 9 months ago

    She flunked out of Medical College.

  2. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 9 months ago

    Wow, Calvin hates the operator NOW

  3. wykstrad

    wykstrad said, 9 months ago

    Wait until he finds out that the Surgeon General doesn’t command an army.

  4. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 9 months ago

    …Hobbes, no ya can’t!

  5. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, 9 months ago

    Life before Google.

  6. BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:)

    BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) said, 9 months ago

    I agree with you hobbes

  7. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

    See Edward Coop.

  8. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 9 months ago

    And the help desk won’t help you get explosives either.

  9. MiepR

    MiepR said, 9 months ago

    @Grainbelt

    But what of New York? I thought they were famous for their street carts.

    Just remember, everybody…Calvin grew up by now and he is definitely on the Internet..

  10. MiepR

    MiepR said, 9 months ago

    @Linux0s

    I read this and immediately thought “And your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore.” Funny how that works.

  11. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 9 months ago

    When I was younger, I called 411 and asked the operator what was the population of Pakistan.

  12. Sciatic

    Sciatic said, 9 months ago

    Cant help but wonder what the operator said, perhaps, “there all the same”

  13. M2MM

    M2MM said, 9 months ago

    As a former “directory assistance” operator, I can verify that this is exactly what people do. It’s not just kids who call with general questions – MANY people (adults in particular) would call up to settle bets, just to have someone to talk to, and to ask inane questions for the h3ll of it. :P

  14. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, 9 months ago

    Once called and asked how much a 32-lane bowling alley weighed, including balls…my bad.

    As for the difference in a wiener, hot dog, and frankfurter: give me one of each and I’ll prove there ain’t no difference at all!

  15. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 9 months ago

    @Arye Uygur

    I’d like to try that.

    Can you give me the phone number for 411?

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