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Aug 22, 1987
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Calvin:  Ah-choo!  Whew.  No brains. Ah ah ah ah chooo!  The force of the nasal explosion sends Calvin reeling through the stratosphere!  With less and less air to resist his momentum, he breaks the pull of earth's gravity and hurls past the moon!  As he passes out of the galaxy, Calvin reflects on the wisdom of covering one's mouth when sneezing to deflect the propulsion.  Alas, it is knowledge gained too late for poor Calvin, the human statellite! But, wait! Another sneeze is brewing!  Calvin turns himself around!  The second sneeze rockets him back to earth!  He's saved!  It's a miracle!  Ah choo!  Mom:  God bless you.  Calvin:  Oh, he does, Mom.  He does.
Aug 24, 1987
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