Advertisement
Advertisement
Jun 6, 1987
Small u 201701251613
Hobbes:  Croquet is a gentlemen's game.  Calvin:  That's hard to believe.  I've played before and I can tell you the temptation to misuse these things is awful.  Hey, don't put the wickets so far apart.  Hobbes:  This is the way they're supposed to be.  Calvin:  No it isn't, you big cheater.  You're just doing this because you can hit the ball harder than I can.  Hobbes:  Cheater?  Who took the lucky red ball when I wasn't looking?  Calvin:  I got to pick first because you did last time!  Hobbes:  That's a lie!  You always take the lucky red ball first!  Calvin:  Call me a liar, will you? Well, you're just a poop head! So there!  Thbpbpthpt!  Hobbes:  Potty mouth! Potty mouth!  Calvin is a potty mouth! Calvin:  You're asking for a toothless mouth, Buster!  Hobbes:  Heah?  Says you and what army?  You couldn't knock the teeth out of a mosquito!  Calvin:  Ha!  Mosquitos don't even have teeth!  That shows how dumb you are!  Hobbes:  Compared to you, I'm Einstein!  Leggo my leg!  Calvin:  Ow!  Go stick your nose in a rubber hose, you walking flea condo!  Hobbes:  I'd say it takes one to know one, Bozo!  Why don't you go play in the food processor!  Mom:  It's getting dark, Calvin.  C'mon inside!  Calvin:  Aw, Mom, we're right in the middle of a croquet game!
Jun 8, 1987
Small u 201701251613

More From Calvin and Hobbes

Exploring Calvin and Hobbes
Advertisement
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin and Hobbes Art
Oatmeal Day Comics
Laugh TracksOctober 29, 2017

10 Hearty And Hilarious Oatmeal Day Comics

By The GoComics Team
Advertisement
First Down Comics Football Day
Laugh TracksNovember 05, 2017

10 Funny First Down Comics For Football Day

By The GoComics Team
Mickey Mouse Day Comics
Laugh TracksNovember 18, 2017

11 Cheesy Comics For Mickey Mouse Day

By The GoComics Team
Advertisement