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Nov 7, 1986
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Calvin: I asked dad if mom was going to have a baby, and he said not that he new of. Dad said we'd know if mom was having a kid because she'd look like a hippopotamus with a gland problem. ...That's when mom creamed him with her pillow. Dad says she must be feeling better. Hobbes: You have weird parents.
Nov 9, 1986
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